- dappy, adj. (informal): silly, disorganized, or lacking concentration.
- twerk, v.: dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance.
- selfie, n. (informal): a photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and uploaded to a social media website.
It’s one of the crueler features of the English language: No one is guarding the gates to keep cringe-worthy terms out of the lexicon.
And if you consider language to be a primary signifier of culture, you can only blink, sigh and shake your head at what these new additions tell us about ourselves. We are vigilantly self-aware. We are exhibitionistic. We are obsessed with our devices to the point of giving them cute little pet names.
But one of the most distressing additions to the OED is found later in the alphabet:
TL;DR, abbrev.: ‘too long didn’t read’: used as a dismissive response to a lengthy online post, or to introduce a summary of a lengthy post.
So here we are: a culture of people with paltry attention spans who somehow have to get along with people who take too long to get to the point.
Even stories we know are important enough to mention are still not worth the time it would take to read them. At least, that’s what the term implies.
Now, I’m not saying that every important communication should be condensed to a Twitter-sized portion. But we can sure do a better job of holding people’s attention. Most stories are longer than they need to be. That’s mostly because we launch into speaking or typing without taking the time to think through the best way to say what we are trying to say. The time it would take to carefully plan our stories feels like a luxury. But what’s the point in telling a story if your audience is tuning out before you even get to the good parts?
Here are just a couple of hints to help you escape the dreaded fate of TL;DR:
- Trim the fat. This may seem obvious but as you know too many stories are loaded with extraneous details. That’s usually because the speaker/author thinks you need a lot of background to understand the story. Actually, you don’t. So if it’s your story you can usually cut out a lot of the historical detail. You will be surprised how little it matters. (Yes, there are exceptions to this rule. We will look at these in a future article.)
- Don’t bury the lead. If your reader/listener doesn’t know why she should listen to the story she will quickly tune out. Give her a reason to listen from the first moment. You can state the theme or moral of your story without giving away the ending.
- Tell it to someone who cares. In other words, know your audience. It does not matter how much you enjoyed that Bacon Caramel Cupcake; your vegan friends are just not going to be excited for you.
We are living in an age of exponentially increasing distractions. Please be compassionate when people tune out and move on. You can take it personally, or you can take it as feedback and adjust your message accordingly.